Tag: jokes
group name: ithinkitisfunny
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October 24, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
I hope these will be enjoyed. I received them in my email.
RULES TO ENTER KANSAS Applies to each person as they enter Kansas.
Learn & remember: East . . .
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December 23, 2007 12:12 PM EST --
I like getting kid jokes like these in my email.
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she . . .
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December 24, 2007 08:55 AM EST --
I thought these would bring some laughs when I found them in my email.
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How . . .
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September 28, 2007 12:52 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I found them in my email. I hope others will too.
I’ve heard several of these before.
Dear God:
I didn't think orange . . .
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October 19, 2007 04:05 PM EDT --
I received these in my email.
It took me a second to get this one.
It was time for the final and the student depending upon . . .
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December 16, 2007 07:56 AM EST --
These seemed worth sharing when I read them in my email.
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the . . .
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December 17, 2007 03:49 PM EST --
I thought these were worth sharing when I found them in my email.
An elderly widow and widower had been dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her . . .
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December 25, 2007 10:14 PM EST --
I received these in my email.
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden . . .
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January 06, 2008 04:03 PM EST --
I love getting kid jokes like these in my email.
A man was driving his four year old son home from day care one day, when seemingly out of the blue, he asked "Daddy, . . .
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January 27, 2008 09:38 AM EST --
I subscribe to a wonderful ezine called TIPS. It is a positive self help zine that always gives me a bright spot in my week. Here is today's smile. n If you like it take a look at the zine . . .
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January 03, 2008 12:13 PM EST --
I just found this in a random web search and thought they were funny!
1 ...A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to . . .
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October 31, 2007 04:41 AM EDT --
So, obviously hair color has nothing to do with intelligence (even a bald guy knows that!) but my blond and very witty friend, Dolly sent these and I thought they were pretty cute. I hope you enjoy! . . .
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October 19, 2007 10:10 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I found them in my email.
A teacher was giving her class a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, . . .
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October 24, 2007 10:37 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I read them in my email.
I think this is a classic.
A rich old man decided to give his three sons their . . .
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October 26, 2007 10:03 AM EDT --
I received these in my email.
This is a cute oldie.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: . . .
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May 18, 2007 09:35 AM EDT --
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out . . .
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May 18, 2007 09:29 AM EDT --
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
Data transfer
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October 24, 2007 11:13 AM EDT --
These seemed worth sharing when I read them in my email.
The acountantant told his client, "There's good news, and there's bad news." . . .
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October 25, 2007 11:18 PM EDT --
I laughed when I read these in my email.
My daughter-in-law told this to my wife. It is true though the words might be slightly off. . . .
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October 29, 2007 10:26 AM EDT --
Today I have heard almost everything that came in my email, but they are good enough I’m publishing them anyway.
An oldie I still get . . .
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